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Some stupid stuff of mine! (oh no alliteration!!!!!!)as a rule... always avoid alliteration!


Roger the dodger I made this site up coz i was borred and i love roger the dodger

Free piano sheet music! This is a great site for newbies and a great site for people more advanced.

Piano strret! This is where I get alot of my piano music from but you need tobe a member to do so.

M-files This is where I get alot of my piano music from.

Jurassic Park As everyone knows i'm extremly passionate about dino's. Here youcan play dino games and maybe even learn stuff about 'em. He he

Beanotown Well as I love comics The Beano being my fave check out the website!

Andrea's space Being my sister and all I thought it was best to stop arguemeantbefore they occur by putting her space up here then i can't get moaned at. He- he.

Jade's space Be warned Jade is madmost of the time and insane. But saying that this is her space which i quite like.

Dale's space I like Dale yet sometimes he's scares me with the things he saysand does. I mean read his space your'll see what i mean.

Charlottes space she isn't really one of my friends she's andrea's (my sisters) But as shes on my msn list i'll put up her space anyway.

Andy's space well it is what it says it is........ andy's space duh.

Paul's space. Other site if anyone what to check out my m8's pages!

Sam's space. This is one of my best friends so I just thought I'd put here space on here for people to look at.

The orginal dino den i made this site up a long time ago but i ned members 2 join soi can get it started up again. hint hint

My quizzila page! this is a web site where i make up quizzies. U can check them out and give em a go if u want 2. but b warned I avnt done many.

And badder than ever! After neglecting my space for god knows how long i think it's about time a put some funny stories and jokes up on my space. So here I am, back!

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2月15日

As you can see, well those of you who care to view my space sometimes, I'm having a big change around. I've deleted most of my blogs and pics and hope to change the whole style of my space. well keep checking back if you can be buvvvvered and when this things gone my space has completed its restoration thingy.

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1月24日

More jokes!!! he he

Q. Why did the boy eat his homework?

A. Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!

Q. What is an astronaut's favorite place on a computer?

A. The Space bar!

Q. What letters are not in the alphabet?

A. The ones in the mail, of course!

Q. What did the spider do on the computer?

A. Made a website!

Q. Why did the elephant eat the candle?

A. He wanted a light snack!

Q. Why did the turtle cross the road?

A. To get to the Shell station!

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11月24日

blonde

I love this......

I knew a blonde that was so stupid
that.......

she called me to get my phone number.
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she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
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she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
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she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
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she tried to drown a fish.
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she thought a quarterback was a refund.
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she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
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she tripped over a cordless phone.
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she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
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she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
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she studied for a blood test.
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she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
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when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home....
she moved.
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when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
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when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.

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10月8日

Quick jokes

I was reading though a comic and then had a brain wave, yes it hurt and everyone heard a strange noise from a great distance. Anyway i had an idea to write up some of my most favourite quick quips and jokes which i use all the time be it at parties as icebreakers or use with friends to get them to laugh. U know what i'm like when it comes to jokes and making people laugh, hell i got run over by a bike today just for the fun of it. Now that had everyone laughing. So here a few of my most best loved and most used jokes. Use in great confidence.

Q. Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
A. He's all right now.

Q. What does Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
A. They both circle Uranus looking for Black Holes.

Q. What do you call a man with no arms or legs that can swim across a pool?
A. Clever Dick

Q. What do you do if a bird shits on your car?
A. Don't ask her out again.

Q. What's the difference between a woman and a computer?
A. A computer only needs the information punched into it once.

More on the way very shortly, but only if u comment on these ones and say that u liked them. I want at least 5 people to say it. He he i'm so cheeky.

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个人资料

Byles Carina

职业

Being a full time dino holic!

兴趣

Freefaller greenday songebob squarepants avril lavigne liverpool Bon jovi Rome. Drawing sketching writing stories cardgames gambling skateboarding dancing sleepovers! and parties!

A little about me lets see, I love and i mean love dinosaurs, being blonde, greenday, Gambit from x-men! spongebob squarepants,drawing and LIVERPOOL! And did i mention that I love card games and i'm a beanoholic! he he. Life's like a game of cards, cribbage mostly. It all depends what your given each month and how you play them. Each month your have a new hand and your life caries on up the cribbage board.

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what I love!


Bubblewrap It's gr8. Just popping all de bubbles. Soo groovy.

Fishing Just the whole idea of it makes me fuzzy inside.....ahh that's nice....

My hair I love it. Being blonde and black it's just fun.

My shed pathetic I know but i do.

Horses I love orse riding horse racing and would love to do both but apparntly I'm too fat to

The dog/ greyhound racing ......don't know what to say really.......

CARD GAMES!!!!! Cribbage, brag, poker, you name it i probably know it...... andam gd at it. He he

Diceratops Love the dino. Infact I love most horned dinos

Roger the dodger I belive i've already mentioned my love for this character in myspace somewheres

Toffee Love the stuff h8 having to spell the name

Sleepovers Yep especailly the ones where me sam and andrea are involved with makeup (see pics.)

Parties! Me like to boogie on down with my m8s and have a laugh.

Making people laugh I can't help it I just want to make people smile and be happy. Say cheese peps now.....CHEEESE!!!!!

The piano As MR Power knows as I never let him have his piano when i'm around. He he

Acting yes i like acting. Laugh if you must but i do.

Orange Not the fruit, noyt that they're bad but the colour i love

Museums I love dinosaurs and old stuff that why i love my grandparents.I didn't say that.

April's fools day. well i just love the jokey part of it! To me it's better than christmas!

Jokes! especailly the really bad one's. The best part of jokes is 1)playing them on other people if they're practical one's 2)making people cringe at them! Always a good laugh!

Making an absolute pratt of myself well it's fun.

Money Well who doesn't?

My friends! Need i say more?

My family that would be my mum, my grandad and my gran.

My sister We just get along well with each other. What more can I say.

My electric guitar! Finally after ages of saving I've finally got it!!!

My acoustic guitar! My first ever guitar that I learnt to play on so it has a littleplace in my heart always

My keyboard It's been with me since I started playing and it's my baby!

Comics! The Beano being my altimate favourite! Just great fun and easy to read and understand!

Dinosaurs! Don't ask why but i've had a fasination about them since I was young and i still do till this day

What i h8


RITCHIE WRITIN STUFF ON MY SPACE! this is my space for my FRIENDS. So get lost. sheesh

Drums I'm sorry but i h8 them. You don't need to be really skilled atit and any person can play them.

computer keyboards My fingers are way to stumpy to write precily I mean i always dosome stupid mistakes and it's annoying!

Sam moaning about how stupid comics are! Sam live up to it comics are THE best. Face facts. U know it's true!

Arrogant people

Having to think of what i h8 I dont know, i can't remember come back again another day plz.

Iguadon and tyrannosaurus rex they're too common. I mean way two many people know about them.So just stop with them. There are way more interesting dinos out there.

The dandy sorry but the beano is THE best comic ever and it has some of the best characters in it. for example, roger the dodger

trying to spell the stupid word, QUEUES. come to think of it i hate spelling any word. I'm not a good speller.

Bus queues it makes me quiver. bus queues. just the word bus and queue. horrid nightmare.

People trying to play off my jokes. They are my jokes I can pull them off myself without you immitating them. just remember whos the joker.

Little kids Icky little blitters with running noses, squahed features and grubby little fingers. Need I say more?

Slow damned computers

Rain I mean i don't care if the flowers need watering I don't need toget wet thank you very much.